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Peter J. Ketchum

Affordable, Unusual and Graphically Contemporary Art: Paintings, Prints, Mixed Media and Sculpture.

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MISS SOUTH CAROLINA 1975 LYNZEE GRAHAM SAYS NO SHE’S NOT THAT KINDA GIRL

MISS SOUTH CAROLINA 1975 LYNZEE GRAHAM SAYS NO SHE’S NOT THAT KINDA GIRL is an 8x6 signed, limited edition print. It features a portrait of the [fictitious] Miss South Carolina ‘75, Lynzee Graham. She was born in Central, S.C. soon after the 4th of July, 1955. Miss Mabel Wells from Lynzee’s church made the voluminous gown. The rhinestone crown came from Sylvan Jewelers in Columbus where the annual pageant is held. Sadly, not a soul knows what became of Lynzee. She vanished in the 1980s.
Interestingly, years later another Graham who was a South Carolinian Senator, took a heroic stance against not-yet-president Trump. “The more Trump exposes himself [sic] putting forward solutions that are unworkable, the charm begins to fade. You realize there’s nothing behind the curtain. He’s the Almighty Oz. There’s only one way to make America great again. Tell Donald Trump to go to hell.”
Recently Trump said he forgave Graham because he was there when he “needed him. Presidents need people that can tell them the truth as they see it. It's up to them to see if I'm full of shit. I’ll get Graham straightened.”
For gawd’s sake Lindsey, tell him! And while you’re at it, ask him to set up a special task force to look into the disappearance of Princess Lynzee. Maybe Margie Taylor Green could head it up.
 

 

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